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Lord StJohn(Sinjun) Sipple
John is a professional drummer with a wealth of playing experience. He is also manager of Instrumental Music Services and teaches hundreds of pupils each year. John started playing drums at around age 10 using mum's knitting needles and a biscuit tin. Our first rehearsal was a bit ropey, so we made him buy a proper kit. Personally, I miss the biscuit tin. In his spare time John is a mime artist, but he doesn't like to talk about it. |
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Sir Philippe deBasse-Voix
Phil has been playing for more years than his youthful good looks would suggest (what?!). He is an experienced musician with appearances on MTV and radio 1 to his credit as well as supporting acts as diverse as YES, Jeff Lynne and the Sweet. Infact, he has appeared on stage with many big name acts - until security threw him off. According to Phil a bass guitar shall have no more than four strings, must have frets and if the instrument entirely obscures both nipples, you're wearing it too high. |
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The RtHon Pete Burrows QC
Pete is a versatile guitarist and vocalist capable of playing and singing songs from almost any genre. His influences include Mrs Doubtfire, Biffo the Bear and many others. Pete actually joined FAB by accident, apparently he only answered the ad for 'singer wanted' because he had an old sewing machine for sale. He recently joined the flat earth society where he gets to meet people from all over the globe. |
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Baron Von Tim MacQueen
Not much is known about Tim All we know is that he had to leave Transylvania after conducting some dodgy experiments. |
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